Google has announced their first move towards competing in the physical world with the creation of Google Gulp. This amazing new line of drinks will not only quench your thirst and give you more energy, but it will make you smarter! From Google's FAQ:
"1. How does Google Gulp work?
Well, to comprehend the long version of this answer, you'd need a PhD (from Stanford, natch). The short version is, our brains process data by sending electrical impulses called neurotransmitters between billions of neurons via axons running between synapses, much the way buses travel between stations, or MP3 files travel between felonious suburban teenagers. The molecular compound that fuels Google Gulp speeds up this process by, among various startling feats of neurochemical legerdemain, limiting the activity of the enzyme monoamine oxidase. You think faster – and feel better.
What's more, through our patented real-time DNA-scanning process, Auto-Drink™, Google Gulp is actually able to "take a picture" of your genetic profile, reconfigure its molecular composition on the fly, and subtly alter your brain's intricate mosaic of axonial patterns in order to facilitate even faster cognitive processing."
This exciting new product is available in stores now, check out Googles information page, it's definitely worth your time to become informed about this exciting new product!
1 comment:
My favorite would have to be the Red Radical Google Gulp. Clears the head for some really radical thinking.
Post a Comment